Palin Onesie

Since I obviously don't have enough to do, I've now come up with a passion for Superman to have a Sarah Palin onesie. I have the iron-on paper that I can print on and put a design on a onesie, but I don't know what I want to put on there. My best idea right now is to take the Republican elephant with McCain / Palin written on it and put it on the front of the onesie and to put something like "Trigg's mommy rocks!" on the back. Of course, I am considering something along the lines of , "If she can handle 5 kids and look that good, 50 states is going to be a breeze!"

I am welcoming any suggestions. Bonus points if you manage to tie the U of A mascot Big Al and the Republican elephant into the same design idea.